Jus Ketimun & Teh dorong

X-rated : Khusus buat yg 18 taun keatas. Klo dibawah 18, tetep ngotot baca, gua gak tanggung jawab, wkwkwkwk.

" Suatu hari di tempat jajanan malam di metropolis, ..." . " Jus Timun mbak!"

Suatu hari di tempat jajanan malam di metropolis palembang, anak2 ada yang laper ada yang cuma pengen minum aja. Duduklah kami di ujung, dan datang mbak waitress nya nanyain kita mau pesen apa. Ada yang iseng bilang : " Jus Timun mbak!" Dasar mbaknya gokil nan gaul dijawablah : "Gak boleh timun di jus, ... ". Tertahan sejenak seoloah ingin dilanjutkan ... hooo hahaha porno nich mba nya,

"makjang.... speechless dah gua"

Kemudian giliran gue mesen :"Mbak ada teh tarik?", dijawab :" Teh tarik? Gak ada. ... Teh dorong aja!" (makjang.... speechless dah gua. maksudnya Es teh didorong pakek troli *bzzz*). Baru pertama kali gua ketemu waitress kek gini hahaha. Mabok loe! Teh dorong ..... hahahaha (lap2 keringat ...).

Tapi asli ... ini mbak nya lucu, suaranya kek tipe2 jeng-kelin yg ditrans tipi, diteken2 gitu kek suara anak2. Emang unik dah manusia manusia gokil hahaha.

[x-rated] Gak bisa lepas....

X-rated : Khusus buat yg 18 taun keatas. Klo dibawah 18, tetep ngotot baca, gua gak tanggung jawab, wkwkwkwk,

"... teriak2 kesakitan gitu, dalem ati nih pasti kerjaan si ... "

Kemaren ujan gede sekali, sampe-sampe got ama jalan di sekitar rumah pada tergenang. Setelah reda hujannya, gw ma bonyok planning mau keluar makan , Ampir jam 7, anjing piaraan gw teriak2 kesakitan gitu, dalem ati nih pasti kerjaan anjing liar satunya. "Bikin rese aja seh", gumam gw dalam ati. Jadi berhubung bokap gue pecinta anjing maka keluarlah beliau bawa tongkat alih-alih buat gebukin tu anjing liar.Sejenak kemudian masih berlanjut teriakannya, bingung aja bukannya tu "musuh" udah di usir, peduli amat lah gw lagi males ladenin loe, mana dah mau pergi so gw keluarin mobil siap buat meluncur ke TKP, tinggal tunggu bokap nih nyimpen tongkat sakti tadi.

"posisi bedirinya aneh sekalee, pake miring2 (emang bumi sudah miring ape?!), so unusual ..."

Pas gua mau tutup pager... gua liat nih anjing piaraan ngapain posisi bedirinya aneh sekalee, pake miring2 (emang bumi sudah miring ape?!), so unusual. Gua deketin tuh anjing , halah ... mo ketawa tapi ngetawain anjing ... (gak lucu ah) , Speechless dah gua haha. Itunya anjing jantan .... nancep di anjing betina... tapi arahnya sudah saling berlawanan arah. ( like this <=o-o=> ) jiahahahaha. Ternyata tu anjing lagi ML trus digigitin ama musuhnya yg notabene masih bokapnya piaraan gw. Bedua saling tarik tapi gak mau lepas (ampun d, bisa yah kaya gitu yah ... masuk trus gak bisa lepas hahaha). Kesian dah si jantan. Tp ngilu liatnya... itunya pasti kepelintir kan ... secara anjing ML kan Doggy Style, so pasti ..*SAKIT*, tapi ah peduli amat lah, yang berbuat kudu bertanggung jawab hehe, selesaikan sendiri masalahmu.

"gak lama mereka sudah "terpisah" ..."

Hohoho, sebelum gw meluncur gak lama mrk sudah "terpisah" hahahaha. God Bless U dah doggie, makanya klo ada musuh jangan ML sembarangan yach... .

"Bok Hi" / 木魚 / Woodden Fish

Sudah lama gw dengar cerita ini, tapi sepertinya jarang yang pernah atau tahu tentang cerita seperti ini. Today, seorang teman mengingatkan gua kembali kepada cerita ini.

Apakah kalian tau kenapa para biksu jika berdoa sukanya membawa buletan kayu dan pentungan yg berujung bulat? Menurut paman gua, dahulu kala saat TongSamCong (Sang biksu suci, Journey to the West) dipenghujung perjalanannya telah mendapat Kitab Suci Buddha, beliau akan kembali menyusuri jalan yang telah dilewatinya. Nah seperti yang kita tau, Adalah seekor kura-kura ribuan tahun yang menghantarkan Sang biksu dan ke-tiga muridnya sampai ke kediaman Sang Buddha.

Sang Kura-kura menitipkan pesan kepada TongSamCong untuk disampaikan kepada Sang Buddha, dan apesnya saking senangnya bertemu Buddha si-biksu lupa (Makjang...),Alhasil si-kura2 tau dan marah, ditengah jalan ditenggelamkannya lah sang biksu dan ketiga muridnya ( MAMPUSS LOE~ *kiddin*). Sudah jatuh ketimpa tangga pula, gak tau darimana juntrungannya datang lah sebuah ikan paus malang menelan kotak-kotak berisi kitab suci tersebut.

Matilah kaw.... makjang, mami ... . Perjalanan ke Barat selama bertahun-tahun melewati segala aral rintangan, akankan begini saja berakhir tanpa hasil? TongSamCong jatuh ke laut, murid ke-3 SaCeng si siluman pasir menyelamatkan sang guru, kalo Patkay segh emang bodoh pikirnya kalo babi jatoh ke laud ya sudah pasti tenggelam maka patkay ya tenggelam aja sibuk menyelamatkan diri,sedang GoKong tentunya gak rela. Dengan gigih GoKong gak melepaskan si ikan nyasar, dipukulnya lah dengan tongkat saktinya ,sekuat tenaga, dan berkali-kali tentunya (Mampus kaw ikan! Jadi Pempek bae yoo hehe).

ALHASIL (lagi...)!!! Dipukul sekali si ikan muntah satu lembar kitab, gak tau berapakali pukul (pokoknya GoKong sampe capee dagh) terkumpulah kembali kitab-kitab yang tertelan tersebut. Tetapi sialnya, setelah dicocokkan ada beberapa jilid kitab yang hilang, gak tau itu hilang ketelen ato ilang gak kepungut ... .

Sekian ceritanya, and belum the end donk, Alhasil dan ini alhasil yang terakher (aminnn..), alhasil hingga sekarang para biksu2 salah satu aliran Buddha menerapkan kebiasaan ini dalam berdoa, *bzZZzz* (Komat-kamit) *tok tok tok* ya itu baca kitab dan sambil ketok2 (pukul kali yak) si ikan kayu tadi. Gak tau apa artinya, tapi yang jelas faktanya kita suci Buddha itu sampai sekarang tidak lengkap dan mungkin dikarenakan kitab gak lengkap maka si ikan dipukul terus dengan harapan atau anggapan bahwa kitab suci yang ada dan dilengkapi (kegiatan... hehe) memukul ikan paus maka semua doa akan menjadi lengkap.

Dan sekiannlah cerita gw, and ThE EnD! ^^b hehehe.

Unease

I had a dream last night . .I don't remember the detail 'coz my sleep got disturbed by the dog barks at the early morning

The dog barks continuously when it feels other people presence. It disturbed me and makes me mad. *huf*

Back to the topic, In that dream feels like I failed an event, and I it is really makes me feels bad. Plus, today bad sleep makes me feels more unease.

使不得、不拾得

在我心裡，好幾種感覺在裡面繞著呀繞著。到底是為什麼，是環境嗎？還是我自己不夠好。我哪裡不夠好？我哪裡做不夠？

其實自己都知道，是環境因素刺激了問題的出現，但是因素是因為自己不好，是替自己找理由。我的理由，我無能為力阿！老天怎麼這樣對我？！這是老天還愛惜這我，要我成長吧。成長了問題就可以解決了。就如RPG游錫，魔王打不贏在去練功！練功了、升級了、多了幾個新招術，再去和魔王挑戰。

這時候該靜下來、磨練自己的時候了。

古人常說事情順利要看「天時、地利、人和」。
沒人和，事情自然辦不到，要不然所有的事情要靠自己跑腿嗎。
沒地利，不成問題啦，可以動動腦使得地件利條有所變動。
沒天時，唉唷，這就是要看命啦！有力有錢有人，老天不允許就是不行！

我們怎麼容易辦到，就捨得就這麼一年嗎？！

使不得呀、不拾得呀。不得而失、拾得而得？

A friend's Letter : "The Forgiveness"

Hi xxx, thanks for the feedback before, for what I must do, I must consider, and the effect. Thankyou very much for your concern.

Last time I asked him, and ask about the answer. He said he got my point, but I don't think he really got it, or maybe I just don't know him well? Whatever. He said since we are broke up, and I'm noone to him, so he can only say that he is sorry. Still the same, it's always the sorry sorry and sorry again. He don't get my point or he won't fullfiled my last request.

Since I saw he is really really mean it (I mean really felt sorry), and it's happens nothing can fixed it except I had the time machine like the Doraemon does. Can be said i'd gave him my forgiveness and accept everything. But I'm still mad at him, I just need time to saw that he is really really sorry and wants me as his friend (it's all about the generousity about being a friend). I wants to believe, but this time not that easy! I made a small request, really simple ; let it be the last request from me which made him feels a little bit too much, maybe a little bit too far for him ,I considered it's only I and him it won't be a big problems. It's the last request to make me feels that he is really generous and he'd done it for his friend. I'd make it equals to the forgiveness that I gave him. I tested him, he answered no.

Suddenly many sounds flies to my head :" Are you really worth to be kept as friend? Why I kept you all this time? What for? Are you really wants me as your friend? or you just wants your freedom? I wants to be free too! I want all of this being solved too! Though I'm the game and you are the player, how to play it's all yours. I learned not to judged. But I just felt like that, I don't believed that easy, because peoples easily turns away when they got what they want. I really hates that.

I got mad, and I deleted his messenger. You cornering me, and you won't yield even half a step. You don't deserved to be my friend. He cut the other connection to me, and also cut his partner's connection to me. Whatever, I don't care anymore.

That time I've decided to choose that simple way which many peoples done. I just done it late. You and me are stranger now. No more "I considered you as my best friend"! Best friend become friend, and friend become just a friend! No more! And I dumped it all!

Before, I said that I happy for his partner, And I can't said that i'm not happy for him but when i gave my forgiveness it's all means that I'd followed his request: "I hope you will happy for me". But then, I just gave half of my forgiveness, and the another half will depends on himself! I said :"Don't you ever done it again to another people, be generous, be honest! I hope this thing only happens to me. Remember this, if you done it again you'll get the punshment! And ... I said the thing I really don't want to said before. I just ... I don't want to curse you or whatever bad to you, but I don't have another choice. You don't even yield for me, I added you as the one whom I don't wanna to care anymore.

From now on You and me are nothing at all, we are stranger.

Still this time are the last but not least, hax3 I'll wrote to you again my friend. Thanks for hearing me all this time, and I know you'll keep caring for me.

Best regards,
your troublesome friend.

Testing post

Barusan bereksperimen dengan yang namanya "facebook connect" dan sekarang sedang dalam proses pengetesan.

apaitu facebook connect, sadang gue dalami hehehe. ntar dah terang baru tak jelasin dah.

A friend's Letter : "The Promise" (PART III)

PART III:

Did you ever been fooled before? Do you know what is the feelings? Being fooled are past tense, how to believe are present tense, and do I can believe him are future tense.

I'm still the same like the old days, I do wants to believe. But ... there's doubts in my heart. I am the one that hurts. And I am the loser. Chinese peoples says 天下無白吃的午餐 (there wouldn't be a free lunch, means everything that you do would have the fruit in return). Is it really true?

I used to believed that phrases, but now ... .

[01:26]
Maybe I should ... . But I want says that : Just say sorry won't fix anything, but do something does fix things. So what do you say?

FIN